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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Drunk / Tech 1) Download Cocktail Compass. 2) Find Happy Hour. 3) Drink.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 5, 2009 at 3:17 PM

It's that simple! If you'd like to find the closest happy hour—no matter where you are in Portland—download the shit out of our new iPhone app Cocktail Compass: Portland Happy Hour Finder.
IT'S GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
• All the happy hours happening right now, including how far away they are, AND when the said happy hour is over!
• Get maps and directions, so you won't get lost on your way to getting drunk.
• Scroll around our exhaustive list of bars, and send the info to your friends!
• Does your perfect bar have wi-fi, vegetarian eats, and a patio? Cocktail Compass can find that!
• Did you find your bar, but now you're so stinking drunk you can't drive? Tap the "Call a Cab" button!

And don't forget! The Mercury's new Cocktail Compass is FREE, FREE, FREE. Download it now, and let's start drinkin'!

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1
I'm deja-vu'ing all over the place.
Posted by A CAT, probably on May 5, 2009 at 3:20 PM · Report
2
now I have t buy and iphone... GOSH!
Posted by Crystal on May 5, 2009 at 4:13 PM · Report
3
My socks are thoroughly rocked. Great app!
Posted by Shiny Disco Balls on May 5, 2009 at 4:20 PM · Report
4
Am I actually the only one that can see that yesterday's announcement is still on the first page?
Posted by A CAT, probably on May 5, 2009 at 4:26 PM · Report
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Am I actually the only one that can see that A Cat has been reborn as a racist?
Posted by Ban A Cat on May 5, 2009 at 5:26 PM · Report
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Dude... it says who I am in my profile. No one's tried to pull the wool over your eyes (I could just register a new account, you understand, yeah?). Anyway, this is boring, but here we go:

racist: "a person with a prejudiced belief that one race is superior to others "

If you think there's a case to be made, make it. The text is all there. If I've been espousing racist views on the blogtown, I'm surprised that I'm the last to know.
Posted by A CAT, probably on May 5, 2009 at 5:39 PM · Report

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