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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Drunk Mercury Employees: Learn This Dance Routine

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

Attention Mercury Employees: I realize this is late notice, but as usual, I don't give a poop. All employees are hereby instructed to drop whatever lunch plans they have, and learn the following dance. At 2 pm, we will gather on the street outside the office, and perform this dance for the employees of KATU, so you better fucking get it right. Anyone not participating in this office merriment, or screwing up the dance in any way will be terminated.
Thank you and start practicing.
THE MANAGEMENT

 

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1
He's his own flash dance mob.
Posted by kiala on May 5, 2009 at 12:21 PM · Report
2
MERCURY VERSUS KATU DANCE-OFF!!!
Posted by Joneser on May 5, 2009 at 12:29 PM · Report
3
It is after 2pm. Where is the video and/or job opening announcements?
Posted by Matthew D on May 5, 2009 at 2:46 PM · Report
4
FUCK! I MISSED IT!
Posted by Will Radik on May 5, 2009 at 4:38 PM · Report

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