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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Drunk Mercury Employees: Learn This Dance Routine

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 5, 2009 at 12:03 PM

Attention Mercury Employees: I realize this is late notice, but as usual, I don't give a poop. All employees are hereby instructed to drop whatever lunch plans they have, and learn the following dance. At 2 pm, we will gather on the street outside the office, and perform this dance for the employees of KATU, so you better fucking get it right. Anyone not participating in this office merriment, or screwing up the dance in any way will be terminated.
Thank you and start practicing.
THE MANAGEMENT

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