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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Film Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Debbie Gibson… WHO YA GOT?!?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 12, 2009 at 11:45 AM

I'll say it right now… even though it's going straight to DVD, I think Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus may give Hard Ticket to Hawaii a run for the most awesomely cheesy movie ever! Why? HERE'S WHY MOTHEREFFERS!
1) Mega shark! (Not stupid normal-sized shark.)
2) Giant octopus! (Not stupid aquarium-sized octupus.)
3) Debbie Gibson (Normal-sized Debbie Gibson.)
4) FIGHTS! (Larger than life octopus/shark fights!)
5) Octopus biting oil rigs! (Both are big!)
5) Shark biting airplanes! (I think the airplane, like Debbie Gibson, is normal-sized.)

Hat tips to MTV Movie Blog!

 

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You forgot to mention that, the most emotionless actor of all time, Lorenzo Lamas is also in this.
Too bad we have to wait a whole 7 days before this is on DVD, and 8 days before it's in a landfill.
Posted by blah on May 12, 2009 at 1:16 PM · Report
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I wish this was coming to a theatre somewhere so I could camp outside in my shark suit waiting for tickets. I can't wait to see this movie!

P.S: You need to tell Henriksen to quit dropping the ball. His post, immediately following this one, said NOTHING about Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, and there is clearly Golden Gate Bridge action in this movie.
Posted by Will Radik on May 12, 2009 at 2:24 PM · Report

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