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Friday, May 15, 2009

City Hall Randy Leonard Twitters About His Sandwich

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, May 15, 2009 at 2:37 PM

Randy Leonard: The best Twitterer on City Council. Sure, Mayor Adams has almost 200 more posts than Leonard but most of them are mini press release-style updates. Leonard, on the other hand, twitters off the cuff and so between posts about negotiating the Lents AAA stadium deal and referring to himself as "Bald Justice," Leonard loves to throw in snippets like this one:

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Which, of course, leads one to looking at photos of Randy Leonard eating a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. Which is, of course, completely gross.

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Why the mayonnaise, Randy? WHY?! "Because it adds a nice lubricity," he writes,"aiding in the chewing and swallowing of the normally gummy peanut butter."

 

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1
OMFG! I wouldn't have believed it if there wasn't a picture.
Posted by Abusive on May 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM · Report
2
PB&M is good, but it's even better if you add a banana.
Posted by Punky on May 15, 2009 at 2:46 PM · Report
3
forget about recalling Leonard, his heart should explode any day now...
Posted by Baythax on May 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM · Report
4
Did Randy lose a bet and have to eat this sandwich?
Posted by Graham on May 15, 2009 at 2:56 PM · Report
5
Dude, my grandfather used to make that sandwich for my brother and I when we were little kids...but it also had lettuce on it!

And yes, we loved it!...I think...or maybe we just loved him...
Posted by Tony Fuentes on May 15, 2009 at 3:14 PM · Report
6
url shorteners! a great way to spread your social networking XSS/worm/Trojan of the day!
Posted by NIG GER on May 15, 2009 at 3:40 PM · Report
7
I've repeatedly stated that if i started twittering it would just end up being about sandwiches.
Posted by Nick "muggins" Olmstead on May 15, 2009 at 3:48 PM · Report
8
Ummm...gross.
Posted by carla on May 15, 2009 at 4:47 PM · Report
9
Umm...gross.
Posted by carla on May 15, 2009 at 4:47 PM · Report
10
I ate those as a kid, but it has to be Miracle Whip.
Posted by Kapuhi on May 15, 2009 at 5:00 PM · Report
11
He should make himself a peanut butter hamburger (with yes, mayonnase and cheese).
Posted by JasonC on May 15, 2009 at 5:30 PM · Report
12
I also happen to like PM&M sandwiches. I also like Jimmy Dean sausages with peanut butter on them.Yummy.
Posted by ujfoyt on May 15, 2009 at 8:26 PM · Report
13
Yikes.
Posted by Will Radik on May 16, 2009 at 4:50 PM · Report
14
Argh I want to file a recall petition on that sandwich.
Posted by Count Crapula on May 16, 2009 at 5:58 PM · Report
15
sounds cheaper than a 250 dollar lunch
Posted by full-E on May 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM · Report

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