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Friday, May 15, 2009
Cats Where are Your Goddamn BRAINS, Keyboard Cat?!?
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 15, 2009 at 12:03 PM
What follows is a conversation I'm 100% sure I'll be having with my future child. A dad RIGHTLY berates his teen son for crying like a goddamn baby and then posting it on the internet.
That alone would make the following video hilarious enough… but with the addition of Keyboard Cat? This is the most priceless thing you'll see all day.
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my favorite keyboard cat is still:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyauGeRa5T0
best parts: the silent dad and "...a lot can happen... you can think"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyauGeRa5T0
best parts: the silent dad and "...a lot can happen... you can think"
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"Go offline!"
The onlines are dangerous. Especially on the channels. AND THE EMAILS. Don't get me started about the dangers of being on the emails.
The onlines are dangerous. Especially on the channels. AND THE EMAILS. Don't get me started about the dangers of being on the emails.
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Go DAD!!!
"Where are your gawdamn brains???"
Wow keyboard cat is even better the "________ Shreds"
"Where are your gawdamn brains???"
Wow keyboard cat is even better the "________ Shreds"
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Parents who whine and cry like pussies have children who whine and cry like pussies.
"You alright?! I learned it by watching you!"
"You alright?! I learned it by watching you!"
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