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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

NEW ZOOBOMB RACK!!! Much of Zoobombing may be illegal, but since when did that present a problem for Sam Adams? Zing!

GOOGLE KNOWS WHEN EMPLOYEES WILL QUIT!!! It's been using an algorithm. Could Portlanders borrow it? Zuh-zing-ZING!

OBAMA IS SPOCK!!! Okay, this idea has jumped the shark now. But I'm starting a blog called "pictures of Barack Obama as Mr.Spock" dot com. It'll be up next week. Send me yours.

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SPOBAMA! SPOCK! AND OBAMA!

NEON ROSE COMPLETE!!! Yep, they actually built it.

MEMORIAL COLISEUM DISCUSSION!!! This Wednesday Thursday night, 6:15.

A-ROD SPOTTED WITH KATE HUDSON!!! I'm now taking some photos releasing those old photos of myself kissing myself in a mirror. I don't care what my therapist says: Chicks love it.

PORTMAN DENIES SEAN PENN RUMOR!!! And she's all hoity-toity about it, too.

BRITISH PARLIAMENT SPEAKER RESIGNS!!! After helping Members of Parliament claim "phantom expenses."

AMAZING FOSSIL!!! The 47million-year-old "missing link" between humans and mammals has been found.

Good day.

 

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Awww when Davis makes snarky comments about Sam Adams I can't help but find him beyond adorable. I almost forget that he interviews people like Jeff Taylor at recall events...
Posted by Rondine on May 19, 2009 at 10:38 AM · Report
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No comment about it being election day? (Not that I know who I'm voting for...)
Posted by Matthew D on May 19, 2009 at 11:33 AM · Report
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We are mammals, Matt!
Posted by Jim Lee on May 19, 2009 at 1:09 PM · Report
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I like caps as a font choice, but you have to gauge the overall look.
Posted by PDXwahine on May 22, 2009 at 1:44 AM · Report

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