NEW ZOOBOMB RACK!!! Much of Zoobombing may be illegal, but since when did that present a problem for Sam Adams? Zing!
GOOGLE KNOWS WHEN EMPLOYEES WILL QUIT!!! It's been using an algorithm. Could Portlanders borrow it? Zuh-zing-ZING!
NEON ROSE COMPLETE!!! Yep, they actually built it.
MEMORIAL COLISEUM DISCUSSION!!! This
Wednesday Thursday night, 6:15.
A-ROD SPOTTED WITH KATE HUDSON!!! I'm now
taking some photos releasing those old photos of myself kissing myself in a mirror. I don't care what my therapist says: Chicks love it.
PORTMAN DENIES SEAN PENN RUMOR!!! And she's all hoity-toity about it, too.
BRITISH PARLIAMENT SPEAKER RESIGNS!!! After helping Members of Parliament claim "phantom expenses."
AMAZING FOSSIL!!! The 47million-year-old "missing link" between humans and mammals has been found.
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