Batman Vs. Dracula.
John Wayne Vs. Hitler.
Corey Feldman Vs. Robert Pattinson.
And now, the iPhone version of The Sims 3 faces down the PC version of the game. Obviously the PC version has better graphics, and includes more content, but the iteration created for Apple's handheld offers the sort of sexy cachet only found in toys spawned from the cancerous womb of Steve Jobs.
So, ladies and gentlemen, when presented with the two trailers seen here, which do you prefer?
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