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Thursday, May 21, 2009

SEX / TV For Those who Hate Water

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 21, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Like most Americans, I HATE water. Blechh!! It's gross!! However, I do like two sexy Japanese teenagers, and I also like a giant marauding rubber duck. I guess that's why I really like Oasis. Ahhhh… refreshing.

 

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That'll teach him to mess with ducks. Howard could REALLY have kicked his ass. Thank you for your time.
Posted by ujfoyt on May 21, 2009 at 6:55 PM · Report
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I want some roomates like those girls.
Posted by Demondog on May 22, 2009 at 8:58 AM · Report

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