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Friday, May 22, 2009

Screw YOU, Snuggie! I'm Getting a Wearable Towel!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Put on a Snuggie? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? It's like a billion degrees outside! I need something that I can comfortably wear while walking around in the office, or leading staff meetings. Oh, and I don't want to wear underpants either. WHAT SHOULD I BUY??

 

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1
DO WANT to see that brunette model wear it toga style.
Posted by NIG GER on May 22, 2009 at 4:38 PM · Report
2
I'll second that.
Posted by ujfoyt on May 22, 2009 at 4:55 PM · Report
3
DO WANT to see that male model wear it tunic style.
Posted by rank_amateur on May 22, 2009 at 9:06 PM · Report
4
Don't forget to bring a towel!
Posted by KS on May 22, 2009 at 10:18 PM · Report
5
TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA
Posted by namarchetti on May 23, 2009 at 7:03 AM · Report
6
I need one of those.
Posted by Will Radik on May 23, 2009 at 5:27 PM · Report

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