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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Secret Sculpture Officially Cements Once-Fringe Zoobombers Into City

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, May 28, 2009 at 12:46 PM

Brian Borello skidded up to the curb outside American Apparel on East Burnside last night and parked illegally. The thin, frenetic artist with black-rimmed glasses, well-worn work gloves and messy gray hair did not waste a moment — he was racing the sun.

After two and a half years of process, Borello and fellow artist Vanessa Renwick are working up to the last minute to unveil a new piece of public art Friday night: a 16 foot tall solid steel pile for Zoobomb bikes.

That's right, Zoobomb is getting offically cemented into Portland's public space. Just a few years ago, the raucous group of bikers who meet every Sunday night to ride kid's bikes at breakneck (or, more often, break-teeth) speed down the steep slope of Washington Park was on the outs with the city — police targeted the group as a potential terrorist cell in 2003 after missing the humor in their anti-war slogan "Bomb the Zoo, not Iraq!" More recently, police cracked down on the group for traffic violations and even confiscated the entire "holy pyle" of minibikes chained to the bike rack outside Rocco's pizza.

But two years ago, the Regional Arts and Culture Council awarded a $10,000 grant to Borello and Renwick to turn the impromptu bike pile into official public art. The new sculpture will be located a few blocks away from the current pile on the corner of 13th and Burnside.

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Out with the old!

Zoobomber Mykle Hansen says when the city (particularly then-commissioner Sam Adams) first approached the amorphous group with the idea two years ago, they didn't quite know how to react. "There was a lot of mistrust going on with the city. We’ve come to understand that the city has many parts, but once upon a time, the city was the cops who confiscated all the bikes, the city was the TriMet security who go all agro."

Borello and Renwick showed up to the table with no designs of their own - the duo wanted the actual people who will be using the sculpture to guide its design. Of course, getting the city, the artists and the mishmash of Zoobombers to agree on the design details of a single, permanent icon for a group defined by its undefined nature anything but easy. "By being so inclusive, we’ve brought together a lot of people who never promised to agree on anything except that we like riding bikes down a hill really fast," notes Hansen.

The city quickly ruled out anything shaped like a bomb and the cyclists agreed that all final decisions would be made up on the hill, not at city hall or via email. "On the hill it’s basically walking around with a bike light and a bunch of paperwork in your hand saying 'Hey, this is what’s going on, what do you think of this?'" says 'bomber and Sprockette Shannon Palermo. After months of workshops and "design seances" the groups finally hammered out the sculpture details.

But, the exact look of the new pile is a secret. The public will not see its final shape until the big unveiling parade and party at 4PM tomorrow.

UPDATE: details changed at the last minute after a "surprise unveiling" was deemed too difficult. As of this afternoon, the sculpture is already up and exposed on the corner of E Burnisde and 13th. It's a tall brown spike with a gold-plated minibike on top - around the spike are metal circles people can chain bikes to for public use on Sunday nights and the base has a hatch that opens to store helmets and a first aid kit. The official opening parade with Sam Adams is still on for tomorrow at 4PM.

"What we tried to get at with this sculpture was to make something with an open end to it," said Borello last night as he unloaded gear onto the corner next to American Apparel. "The sculpture will change shape depending on how many bikes they put on it and where."

Borello and friend Ray Erickson set up cones to make themselves look slightly more official before flipping on a generator and aiming a small drill at the sidewalk section designated “ground zero.”

An American Apparel employee wandered out, casting the tools a skeptical look as she headed to the Dumpster with two trash bags. “We’re installing the Zoobomb sculpture!” Borello shouted.
“Oh sweeeet!” replied the young woman, who was wearing a skirt the color and size of a cherry tomato.

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"Is this a monument?" I asked Borello. "No," he replied, over the whir of a jigsaw ripping through carboard tubes. "I don't know. I hate to say it's a monument to bike culture because bikes should just be part of culture. It's monumental."

 

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I like culturally insane. I despise and resent functionally insane, which this city has now officially become.
Posted by D on May 28, 2009 at 12:58 PM · Report
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way to go, vanessa and brian

Posted by miguelaron on May 28, 2009 at 1:00 PM · Report
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Mykle? I know it can be difficult to remember if the a or e come first in Michael, but WTF? But I'm sure he's a beautiful person and all.
Posted by pork chop on May 28, 2009 at 1:08 PM · Report
4
What a handsome fellow.
Posted by Will Radik on May 28, 2009 at 2:05 PM · Report
5
Secret Sculpture Officially Cements FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS Into City
Posted by whoa chill out bud on May 28, 2009 at 2:24 PM · Report
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I want to hear more about the cherry tomato skirt, and a pic would be appreciated.

What next, a sculpture honoring fixies? Or is that the same thing?
Posted by Demondog on May 28, 2009 at 2:40 PM · Report
7
smirk, get a copy editor. This crap is painful:

"who meet ever Sunday night"

ever what?
Posted by Graham on May 28, 2009 at 3:27 PM · Report
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And more and more:

"The city quickly ruled about anything shaped"

maybe you meant:

"The city quickly ruled out anything shaped"
Posted by Graham on May 28, 2009 at 3:29 PM · Report
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> Secret Sculpture Officially Cements FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS Into City

Got it in one.
Posted by mr. voluptuous on May 28, 2009 at 3:59 PM · Report
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And bike portland has some pics up of the finished thing: http://bikeportland.org/2009/05/28/first-l…
Posted by Graham on May 28, 2009 at 4:29 PM · Report
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to the 99th monkey good job.
Posted by Dan Newth on May 28, 2009 at 6:20 PM · Report
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The People's Bike Library is a grassroots barely organized free bike program that has been in operation since 2002. That is a good run.
Behind the scenes of "douchebags" there are some very amazing visionaries. I have personally seen many people tranform their lives for better or worse, but mostly much greener, through the bike fever zoobombing instills.
Seeing the people transformed into human powered vehicles is enlightening and is totally IN right now.

Zoobombers would still be locking their clunky pile up at the Pizza Shop. It just got a face lift.
People have ben zoobombing in this city way before there was even a MAX or a zoo.

And did you not catch the golden bike, like the 8th chakra, inspiring bicycles to receive and give more light in the city, elbowing our place amongst the pavment and metals?

Everyone who has zoobomed is a Zoobomber.
I dare you to count all of them and tell me it doesn't stand as a righteous representation of our city.
Posted by Agent Chaos on June 1, 2009 at 12:02 AM · Report
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glorious.

we bomb the hills so fast sometimes we crash sometimes we're transhed
but we always get up.
Posted by revphil on June 2, 2009 at 2:59 PM · Report

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