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Monday, June 1, 2009

The Gossip Feel the Burn for Music For Men

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Jun 1, 2009 at 2:59 PM

With a new record on the way The Gossip have created this hot and sweaty infomercial to tell you all about Music For Men. Personally, I'm hoping that years of rampant filesharing have convinced Columbia Records to utilize an alternative distribution method for this album: each copy will be delivered via a pair of bulging pink shorts.

Wait, is that a dog's paw turning off the radio? Bad homophobic puppy, bad!

End Hits: I tried this at my gym. Let's just say I work out at home these days.


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