SUBO GOES NUTSO!!! Susan Boyle cried out for her cat during "tired" rant after losing Britain's Got Talent. Is sent to elite British rehab clinic, The Priory.
COCAINE TRACES 'FOUND IN RED BULL' IN HONG KONG!!! Allegedly! Allegedly!
OCTO-MEL'S CRAZED CHURCH RANT!!! Gibson paces the stage furiously at church on Sunday, telling people he won't be "judged."
DON'T CONDEMN THE MURDER OF ABORTION DOCTOR!!! Bill O'Reilly attempts to raise the ire of the "far left." Ignore him and we win. D'oh! He makes me so mad! I can't help it!
CONSTRUCTION SPENDING RISES!!! For April. Economists caution against over-excitement. Meanwhile DJC runs article exploring the differences between a traditional IRA and a Roth. In case you were considering the laughable prospect of investing in the stock market, which is way up in the second quarter, incidentally...
NO BASIS IN REALITY AT ALL!!! Would-be gubernatorial candidate Steve Novick refutes rumors that he might run a referendum to overturn the Governor's car-friendly transportation bill.
"SMOKE AND MIRRORS!!!" Timbers fans' favorite local tax attorney takes apart the new Lents stadium deal.
SALINGER SUES COPYCAT!!! Sequel to Catcher in the Rye is "a ripoff pure and simple," says lawsuit.
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