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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Mercury / Politics Voicemail of the Week!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 10:44 AM

I know, it's still early in the week—but I sincerely doubt that any voicemail we receive will top this one! Daniel called in to comment on this week's "Mayor or Monster" feature, and to reprimand us for not cutting Mayor Adams a break… however, from these humble beginnings Daniel ramps up into a truly inspiring, and hilariously vitriolic rant about the justice system, murder, and… you just have to listen to it. Go get 'em (and by "'em" I mean "us"), Daniel!

(Sorry our voicemail cut you off, Daniel, but it only allows people to rant for two minutes.)

 

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Posted by NIG GER on June 2, 2009 at 11:08 AM · Report
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The Merc-a-ry.

Leave the mayor aloooone.

Errrrrs. Ridic-lus.
Posted by kiala on June 2, 2009 at 11:16 AM · Report
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"Your Business Hour", and "There's a lotta drug problems goin' on" are stand-alone classics.
Posted by rich bachelor on June 2, 2009 at 11:21 AM · Report
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So, did he call back on Monday, like he said?
Posted by portlander4life on June 2, 2009 at 12:08 PM · Report
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Sam? Is that you?
Posted by DeepCerulean on June 2, 2009 at 12:48 PM · Report
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Beautiful.
Posted by Commenty Colin on June 2, 2009 at 1:02 PM · Report
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Was that Sammy Boy drunk-dialing, or just another over opinionated and under informed yokel with nothing better to do?

Go back to your hole Daniel!!!
Posted by Press5forPigLatin on June 2, 2009 at 1:44 PM · Report
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Wm Stephen Humphrey,

you just made my day and I want to thank you for helping me have a little smile until my head hits the pillow tonight.

leeches and lies! leeches and lies! that's it! Best book title EVER!
Posted by gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 2:03 PM · Report
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Merkry is redicklus
Posted by Williams, Jay on June 2, 2009 at 3:14 PM · Report
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM
Posted by Mike Burnett on June 2, 2009 at 3:42 PM · Report
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Leave the Mayor alone . . . in MEXICO!
Posted by alan cordle on June 2, 2009 at 5:02 PM · Report
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Can I have his number? I think that he would like my mother.
Posted by Sandra D on June 2, 2009 at 6:16 PM · Report
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OK, I listened to this again because I wanted to keep my smile, and I realized....the caller was doing this as a joke! Even better!!!! Can he do some stand-up for us at the brewhaha tomorrow?
Posted by gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 6:20 PM · Report
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OK, I listened to this again because I wanted to keep my smile, and I realized....the caller was doing this as a joke! Even better!!!! Can he do some stand-up for us at the brewhaha tomorrow?
Posted by gonetorio on June 2, 2009 at 6:27 PM · Report
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That is fan-fucking-tastic! I'm gonna have to add the main line to my drunk dial list so I can be cool like that guy.

Even better, maybe I'll have my roommate call in when he's trashed.
Posted by Will Radik on June 2, 2009 at 7:22 PM · Report

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