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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

SLURPEEWATCH / Food A Slurpee in Review: The Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen "Bumblebee Blast" Mango Passion Fruit Slurpee.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 2:38 PM

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It's like if you froze some Bartles & Jaymes and then ate it while you also had some pennies in your mouth. Also, it'd be impressive if this Slurpee's vaguely metallic aftertaste was thematically tied-in to the film from which it takes its name, but I kind of doubt that this is the case.

~fin~

"A Slurpee in Review": The Archives:

• Review: X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE™ MUTANT BERRY™-FLAVORED SLURPEE®, AVAILABLE NOW AT 7-ELEVEN. [20 April 2009]

• When Terminator Fans Got Mad About Terminator: Salvation Being Rated PG-13, This Was Probably Exactly the Sort of Bullshit They Were Worried Was Going to Happen. [24 April 2009]

• So I Spoke Too Soon. [1 May 2009; addendum to "When Terminator Fans Got Mad About Terminator: Salvation Being Rated PG-13, This Was Probably Exactly the Sort of Bullshit They Were Worried Was Going to Happen."]

 

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Hey! How 'bout this Mr. Henriksen... How 'bout you leave the food reviewing to me and keep yourself in the dark theater WHERE YOU BELONG! GAWD! (The least you could have done is buy me a Slurpee... selfish...)

BTW sorry for all those Watchmen posts I wrote. I was wrong, okay? I was wrong. I know that now.
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman on June 3, 2009 at 2:39 PM · Report
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Can someone review the bright yellow Transformers-edition Snickers? I'm scared of them, but they make me curious.
Posted by A CAT, probably on June 3, 2009 at 4:13 PM · Report
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I had no idea those even existed.

I'm on it.
Posted by Erik Henriksen on June 3, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report
4
It's just the nougat that's bright yellow. I don't want you to be overwhelmed when you find one. Still, go forth and review.
Posted by A CAT, probably on June 3, 2009 at 4:36 PM · Report

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