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Wednesday, June 3, 2009
SEX Sex-Having Monkeys Issue a Sincere Plea
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Look, guys. It's time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they'll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool about it? Instead of laughing hysterically? You're doing NOTHING for these monkeys' self-esteem. Absolutely nothing.
(P.S. This video may be NSFW depending upon how your employer feels about two monkeys boning on the hood of a car. I'm okay with it.)
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