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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

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Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 3, 2009 at 4:31 PM

Look, guys. It's time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they'll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool about it? Instead of laughing hysterically? You're doing NOTHING for these monkeys' self-esteem. Absolutely nothing.
(P.S. This video may be NSFW depending upon how your employer feels about two monkeys boning on the hood of a car. I'm okay with it.)

 

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1
That monkey does the same exact thing I do after sex!
Posted by Will Radik on June 3, 2009 at 6:42 PM · Report
2
Man, if I worked for you, Wm., I'd watch videos like this ALL DAY.
Posted by ROM on June 3, 2009 at 9:25 PM · Report
3
It's funny because the people aren't speaking English.
Posted by just_sayin' on June 4, 2009 at 9:40 AM · Report
4
So much for that old myth that monkeys are great lovers! What was that, like 8 strokes?
Posted by Demondog on June 4, 2009 at 9:52 AM · Report
5
Demondog, those aren't strokes. Those are pumps.
Posted by ROM on June 4, 2009 at 11:34 AM · Report
6
Fair enough, ROM, though they could be thrusts too...
Posted by Demondog on June 4, 2009 at 11:56 AM · Report

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