This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
News Good Morning, News!!
Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 8:55 AM
OBAMA "FALSE PROPHET"!!! Says Jon Voight at a $15 million GOP fundraiser. Hang on...Jon Voight?!
OBAMA'S JESUS ADDICTION!!! President evokes Christ more often than his predecessor.
OBAMA ORDERS COLBERT TO SHAVE HIS HEAD!!! Which completes this morning's presidential trilogy:
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VINTAGE AD SUGGESTS WRAPPING KIDS IN CELLOPHANE!!!
GUANTANAMO PRISONER ARRIVES IN UNITED STATES!!! Cue idiotic freak-out.
AHMADINEJAD SEXISM!!! Dr.Zahra Rahnavard, wife of the Iranian president's most serious challenger in Friday's election, delivers 90 minute tirade against his policies toward women, accusing him of bringing "shame" on the presidential office.
GORDON BROWN'S "APOLOGY"!!! The British Prime Minister slips from national embarrassment to figure of psychological curiosity. Is unfortunately still the British Prime Minister.
THE GREATER THE ABUSE, THE MORE IMPORTANT IT SHOULD REMAIN SECRET!!! The CIA fights the ACLU to keep details of interrogations under wraps.
Good day.
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