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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Puppy Puppies Recreate David Carradine Tragedy

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM

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Oh, wait… they're dressed. Never mind.

BUT WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION… why don't you be a sweetheart, and scoot over to Questionland, where you can ask questions or leave answers on a wide variety of interesting topics? Here are some good questions, just waiting for smart answers from brainy people like yourself.

• How do I get the douches from the bowling alley to stop smoking weed next to my kid's bedroom window?

• Best friend getting married next May. What do we do for her bachelorette party?

• I've decided I don't want to do anything except race go-karts. Where are the best places in or around Portland? (Okay, okay… that was my question.)

• Neat men's fashion retail in Portland, good women's swimsuit shopping. Suggestions needed!

And here's a question that doesn't have anything to do with puppies or David Carradine…

• The Michael Hutchence question: Is it better for people to think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or from suicide?

Don't just hang around! (Too soon?) Visit QUESTIONLAND and obtain the knowledge you need today!

 

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1
Too soon.
Posted by A CAT, probably on June 9, 2009 at 4:22 PM · Report
2
I second that
Posted by humanclock on June 9, 2009 at 4:24 PM · Report
3
serious.

unless harrison ford approves it
Posted by miguelaron on June 9, 2009 at 4:30 PM · Report
4
questionland must be pretty lame if you have to keep begging us to go there.
Posted by v.renwick on June 9, 2009 at 5:06 PM · Report
5
It's never too soon.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7338/da…
Posted by Graham on June 9, 2009 at 5:21 PM · Report
6
"Begging" is a strong word… I like to think of it as "frottaging."
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM · Report
7
v.renwick: I don't see you over there.
Posted by Matthew D on June 9, 2009 at 6:03 PM · Report
8
What a bunch of insensitive little puppies!
Posted by Will Radik on June 9, 2009 at 6:54 PM · Report

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