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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Puppy Puppies Recreate David Carradine Tragedy
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Oh, wait… they're dressed. Never mind.
BUT WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION… why don't you be a sweetheart, and scoot over to Questionland, where you can ask questions or leave answers on a wide variety of interesting topics? Here are some good questions, just waiting for smart answers from brainy people like yourself.
• How do I get the douches from the bowling alley to stop smoking weed next to my kid's bedroom window?
• Best friend getting married next May. What do we do for her bachelorette party?
• I've decided I don't want to do anything except race go-karts. Where are the best places in or around Portland? (Okay, okay… that was my question.)
• Neat men's fashion retail in Portland, good women's swimsuit shopping. Suggestions needed!
And here's a question that doesn't have anything to do with puppies or David Carradine…
• The Michael Hutchence question: Is it better for people to think you died from autoerotic asphyxiation, or from suicide?
Don't just hang around! (Too soon?) Visit QUESTIONLAND and obtain the knowledge you need today!
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serious.
unless harrison ford approves it
questionland must be pretty lame if you have to keep begging us to go there.
It's never too soon.
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"Begging" is a strong word… I like to think of it as "frottaging."
v.renwick: I don't see you over there.
What a bunch of insensitive little puppies!
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