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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Ethics Why One Should Never Drink Milk from the Bottle
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 1:33 PM
The following video features a) one of the truly great pranks, and b) two ridiculously terrible douchebags. They are so douchey in fact, that it almost ruins the majesty of the prank. That's why you should hang around until the end to see the prank repeated in glorious slo-mo, where as an extra bonus, you don't have to hear a word these douchebags are saying.
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I agree. Plastic milk cartons contain BPA (Bisphenol A, not Bonneville Power Administration,) and certain people, (me) can actually taste it. Given the choice between plastic milk and water, I'll just drink water. I don't know why anybody drinks that garbage in the first place, (directly from the bottle or not,) it gives you cancer.
(Fortunately, I don't have to choose, I get my milk [delivered, weekly] in glass bottles and if you tried this prank on me, you'd just end up hurting your hands.)
(Fortunately, I don't have to choose, I get my milk [delivered, weekly] in glass bottles and if you tried this prank on me, you'd just end up hurting your hands.)
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