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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Amanda Fritz Bought My Pizza

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 6:41 PM

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AMANDA FRITZ: BOUGHT MY...OH...YEAH...I ALREADY SAID...

In this week's column on the Street Access For Everyone committee I wrote:

Having covered these discussions for three years I felt a nostalgic sense of déjà vu during much of the meeting, except for the welcome addition of Hotlips pizza on the taxpayers' dime.

WRONG! Commissioner Amanda Fritz paid for it. Out of her own pocket. WTF. I got an email from Fritz's staffer Tim Crail this afternoon:
One correction to your Hall Monitor article that I wanted to point out is that Commissioner Fritz bought the pizza, not the taxpayers.

I responded:
WHAT?! You're telling me that the Commissioner paid for that pizza out of her own pocket?! Seriously!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??

I had four, count 'em, four slices. A nice supreme, a solid cheese and a double hitter of a rather excellent Hawaiian. On the standard Davis principle that food shouldn't be wasted when there are folks going hungry in the world, and not having been told that the stuff had been paid for out of Fritz's private purse, I thought it was the least I could do. Now there are all kinds of conflict of interest issues. I wish I could regurgitate and return my pizza somehow, a bit like a male parrot. Crail responds:
Yes, she paid every dime of it.

I respond:
How much was it?! I want to blog about this, instantly!

And WHY?!

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!

IT'S SO....INVOLVED...LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT THE PROCESS, OR SOMETHING!!!

Where was Nick Fish's fish'n'chips? That's what I'd like to know...


Crail responds:
She does care about the process (as if you didn't already know that!)

As a matter of course, Commissioner Fritz occasionally pays for items that could be charged to the City.

I still don't really understand why. Fritz is paid the standard commissioner's salary of $99,507, but there's no reason she shouldn't pocket it all. Why on earth is she buying pizza for city hall meetings, and what else is she paying for? Seriously...is she buying the toilet paper in the city hall restrooms? Do I need to avoid that, too, for fear of swaying the tone of my coverage!?

Commissioner: Thanks. But please tell me, next time you're buying my dinner, so that I can refuse it with the dignity and poise you have come to expect. I just hope word doesn't get out to your colleagues and you end up getting stuck with the bill for the "extras" out of the city attorney's office this summer.

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That's because Amanda Fritz is a bad ass!

Posted by Will Radik on June 11, 2009 at 7:55 PM | Report this comment

This must be some Brit-upon-Brit pizza conspiracy.

Posted by Jim Lee on June 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM | Report this comment

You know, I really like Fritz for a couple of reasons: 1. She's ethical and at least (ah-hem and unlike two other Council members - not you Fish - at least listens to her constituents)
2. She actually bothers to read emails people send her and always replies promptly.

I think Fritz is gonna be Council's dark horse. Right now she's playing nice, just a newbie trying to get along with everyone and is soaking it all in. However, I saw her in action in her old role before the election when she whooped ass on a certain neighborhood association.

Fritz is indeed a bad ass. You'll see. She'll get ticked and fed up at some point, and then Leonard and Adams had better watch out.

Just sayin'

Posted by ExCityEmployee on June 11, 2009 at 9:45 PM | Report this comment

remember when you were in grade school and there was a kid that you never even noticed until suddenly you realized she was really smart, unique and refreshingly odd -- amanda fritz is that kid... a true Portland original, i lover her style

Posted by amandabikes on June 11, 2009 at 11:12 PM | Report this comment

Geez, Matt. For a skinny little english dude you sure can snarf the free pizza.

Btw, yes, Amanda Fritz is awesome.

Posted by Euphonius on June 11, 2009 at 11:31 PM | Report this comment

Journalists like free food. Though I would suggest you not accept it no matter who pays for it.

http://www.stuffjournalistslike.com/2008/1…

Posted by Number Six on June 12, 2009 at 7:32 AM | Report this comment

You know what real journalists like more than free food? (And yes, when I say real journalists, that does include Matt Davis) The sweet taste of justice! Not sure where I'm going with this, but it seemed like it'd be a fun thing to say.

Posted by Will Radik on June 12, 2009 at 8:04 AM | Report this comment

I prefer the sweet taste of pizza, personally. But yeah, justice. Woo.

Posted by Matt Davis on June 12, 2009 at 8:41 AM | Report this comment

This makes you a paid whore now.

Posted by Abusive on June 12, 2009 at 9:16 AM | Report this comment
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Beware: This is precisely how the whole Ruiz patronage scam began.

Posted by Toilet Joe on June 12, 2009 at 10:24 AM | Report this comment

Yes, quite generous of Amanda.

Call me crazy, but I kind of prefer that public funds not be used to buy your pizza.

Posted by pork chop on June 12, 2009 at 2:46 PM | Report this comment

Pizza IS justice!

Posted by Will Radik on June 15, 2009 at 10:16 PM | Report this comment

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