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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Drunk FYI: "Toilet Paper is Really Archaic and Disgusting."

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing "The Comfort Wipe." Because… because… ummm… because wiping your bottom is really uncomfortable? And because there is poo-poo down there? And because it's the only way to maintain one's dignity while cleaning one's dirty hole?
HALP!!!

 

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because we don't already have enough useless plastic crap that will end up in landfills as it is.
Posted by Beer Batter on June 11, 2009 at 4:54 PM · Report
2
god I flinched when they showed the shower brush. I thought they were advocating using it for that too. ugh, such a waste.
Posted by toughwheels on June 11, 2009 at 5:03 PM · Report
3
Take that 1880's!
Posted by i was myself with a rag on a stick on June 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM · Report
4
It's a useful tool for people who are very large.
Posted by J_Renaud on June 12, 2009 at 8:05 AM · Report
5
i hate it when i get poop on my fingers.
Posted by eric cantona on June 12, 2009 at 8:14 AM · Report
6
Maintain your dignity whilst wiping your arse!
For $20 ??????????????????????????????
Posted by Abusive on June 12, 2009 at 8:36 AM · Report
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What if I need a custom shaped arse wiper? Can I get one custom molded to my pooper?
Posted by k. on June 12, 2009 at 10:43 AM · Report
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Is that what passes for a product demonstration these days? Nothing in that ad resembles the way I was taught to wipe. Wiping is about more than talking about wiping, or talking to fat/old/infirm people about wiping.

There's little to no chance I'll buy this unless/until they can show us rather than tell us.
Posted by danceswithanxiety on June 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM · Report

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