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Thursday, June 11, 2009

FYI: "Toilet Paper is Really Archaic and Disgusting."

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing "The Comfort Wipe." Because… because… ummm… because wiping your bottom is really uncomfortable? And because there is poo-poo down there? And because it's the only way to maintain one's dignity while cleaning one's dirty hole?
HALP!!!

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