It's official, after watching this instructional video, I now hate carrots. Entitled "The Carrot Highway" it contains four things that have ruined carrots for everyone forever: 1) Balding/mulleted dude in a hippie vest rapping, 2) unhappy children, 3) Cassidy, who is obviously super hot, but hides it underneath the bulkiest sweatshirt ever (otherwise I would totally do her), and 4) Poor Nigel! (Who wears even a baggier sweatshirt! What the fuck is going on here with the sweatshirts?? Ack! Ack! I'm tasting carrots! Pa-tooie!!)
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