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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Food Carrot Highway = Trail of Tears

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 1:35 PM

It's official, after watching this instructional video, I now hate carrots. Entitled "The Carrot Highway" it contains four things that have ruined carrots for everyone forever: 1) Balding/mulleted dude in a hippie vest rapping, 2) unhappy children, 3) Cassidy, who is obviously super hot, but hides it underneath the bulkiest sweatshirt ever (otherwise I would totally do her), and 4) Poor Nigel! (Who wears even a baggier sweatshirt! What the fuck is going on here with the sweatshirts?? Ack! Ack! I'm tasting carrots! Pa-tooie!!)

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"Going down the Carrot Highway" needs to become slang for something immediately.
Posted by atomic on June 16, 2009 at 4:01 PM · Report
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I'm gonna ask Cassidy if she wants to come to my dorm room and see my Dave Matthews posters. You don't have any extra rufies or GHB i could borrow, do you?
Posted by Will Radik on June 17, 2009 at 6:01 AM · Report
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Wasn't that dude on Thirty Something?
Posted by Suburban Porn King on June 17, 2009 at 8:43 AM · Report
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I like how he has to look down at the guitar to play his two chords.
Posted by tk. on June 17, 2009 at 8:43 AM · Report
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One of the commenters from that blog thinks this might be Cassidy circa 2007: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display…
Posted by tk. on June 17, 2009 at 8:44 AM · Report

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