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Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Film New Shark Movie, Guys! Wait! The Shark's in VENICE!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 2:44 PM
I know, I know! I said there was no way that any shark film could ever top Mega-Shark vs. Octopus—and I was right. HOWEVER! Shark in Venice comes pretty freaking close. Why? Only because it stars STEPHEN MOTHERFREAKING BALDWIN, a bunch of foreign guys who talk like they've got peanut butter and marbles in their mouths, and a script that features a blatant Indiana Jones rip-off… OH! And sharks that eat the shit out of those fruity gondola pilots. ROLL IT!
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