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Thursday, June 18, 2009

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 9:09 AM

Thousands of Iranians take to the streets again today to protest hard liner and election stealer Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Meanwhile Iranian Americans protest in L.A. and Washington, D.C.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton falls and breaks her right elbow; her other elbow claims it should be next in line for the job.

Gays are pissed (and rightly so) with Obama's half-ass federal employee benefits plan.

Lawmakers think that Obama's financial overhaul plan is kind of half-assy, too.

North Korea may fire a long range missile at Hawaii in early July. (Quick! Check Travelocity for what I suspect will be some verrrry good deals!)

PETA complains about Obama swatting a fly. OMG! I TOTALLY PREDICTED THAT! (Granted, it's pretty easy to predict PETA will do something idiotic.)

Oregon's "Bunny Lady" who was under court order to stay away from rabbits has been arrested after police find bunnies hopping around her Tigard motel room. Stop thinking dirty things.

And finally, why is everyone so freaked out by the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park? They just wanna say, "HEYYYYYY!"

 

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Tell me about the rabbits, George.
Posted by Dave Lister on June 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM · Report
2
"Gays are pissed (and rightly so) with Obama's half-ass federal employee benefits plan."

According to Tammy Baldwin, those other benefits must be passed by congress.
Posted by michaelmechanical on June 18, 2009 at 11:04 AM · Report
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Not to be a dick about the Bunny Lady who has some obvious mental issues, but check out that picture from the Tigard PD and tell me she doesn't kind of look like a rabbit....
Posted by Commenty Colin on June 18, 2009 at 11:35 AM · Report
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Thank God the crazy bunny lady is back! Back in 2006, that wack-a-doo used to frequent the bar I worked at and even before she ended up in the news we all knew she was bonkers!
Posted by Press5forPigLatin on June 18, 2009 at 1:15 PM · Report

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