FIRST: Park Chan-Wook is the genius behind the amazing Oldboy and Lady Vengeance (and the only slightly less-amazing Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance), and now he's made a vampire flick? Shit yes. (Via AICN.)
SECOND: Roland Emmerich—the auteur behind 10,000 BC, The Day After Tomorrow, Godzilla, Independence Day, Stargate, and Universal Soldier—destroys the world yet again in 2012. I think I might be a sucker for wanting to see this, but I want to see this. Goddamn, I love watching shit get wrecked.
THIRD: No, this isn't a trailer, but I can't stop watching it. From the hobbit ears to Cameron's facial expression to that dude on the stilts, this whole thing is just... well, yes, actually, "magical" is the word I'm looking for.
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