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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 7:59 AM

"NO MAJOR FRAUD"!!! In Iranian elections.

IRAN CHARGING BULLET FEE!!! Making families pay for the bullets killing their children.

SEVEN DEAD IN DC METRO CRASH... One train plows into another.

PICK A PAIR!!! Ed McMahon dies.
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JON AND KATE SPLIT!!! This isn't important. Forget it.

CHRIS BROWN PLEADS GUILTY!!! To assault. Because he "ain't no monster?" He'll spend no time in jail.

SCIENTOLOGY'S SAVAGE LEADER!!! The St.Petersburg Times runs the third article in its remarkable investigative series on the cult.

BERLUSCONI'S PROSTITUTION TROUBLE!!! Police will interview 30 women in probe of the Italian Prime Minister.

PEREZ HILTON CALLED WILL.I.AM A "FAGGOT"!!! Before the performer hit him.

Good day.

 

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"...and even people who don't watch have been exposed to their problems through an endless stream of headlines..."

Kinda sad. I haven't owned a TV in 10 years, but even I know enough about these two to realize what a grand idea it was to toss that POS device.
Posted by NIG GER on June 23, 2009 at 8:46 AM · Report
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Actually the Black Eyed Peas tour manager hit Hilton, not Will.i.am...
Posted by DLS 3.0 on June 23, 2009 at 9:26 AM · Report

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