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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Girls Only! Ladies, Give Those Breasts a Rest!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Okay, fine! Perhaps we don't share the same sense of humor when it comes to pedophilia. (Well, excuuuuuuse ME!) However, I think we can all agree that "breasts" are ALWAYS hilarious! Check out this commercial for Kush, the only product I know of that satisfies a woman's deep need to have something soft and cylindrical in between her funbags.
A tip o' the D-cup to BWE!
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Laugh all you want, but my girlfriend says it's pretty uncomfortable when her boobs touch when she lays on her side.
So it is not untoward of me to want to jam my man parts in between those things??? Honey I'm helping with your "support" AND a restful sleep..........
Also the youtube links after that video lead me to believe you were looking for something else when you found THAT Humplestilskin???
"Humplestiltskin?" Crap, you guessed my real name. Okay, fine, you can keep your first born.
Wm. makes a roaring comeback! That video is totally full of win.
Bravo
$55?!!? pretty sure a rolled up sock has the same effect and is $50 cheaper.
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