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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Drunk / Ethics Some Pedophiles Really Have Low Standards
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM
It's a sad, but true fact that the standards of modern pedophiles are sinking lower and lower. Thanks to the average child's increased awareness of sexual predators, perverts are now forced to choose really ugly ones to molest. As proof, check out this PSA from the '80s, in which a series of creepy dad types use their bizarre electrical powers to bone a child who looks kind of like the kid from Mask. Sadly, this will be the closest thing the kid will ever have to a positive sexual experience.
Hat tips to Everything is Terrible!
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I know you think this blog post is cute or funny, but it's not. It's a disgrace.
Ahhh, the frisbee rape trick, how classic.
Ok, I am one sick fuck, but that post kind of leaves me wondering what Wm. is drinking this morning...
OK, it's bizarre and bad. But are women's rape crisis campaigns funny too?
Do non consensual sex abuse and assault count as sex?
Dude! Thats from the old saturday morning show about Sea Monkees that are enlarged to people size! I've never been able to convince anyone that it ever existed!
I'm not offended...just confused. What was with the egg and goldfish situation at the end? And the guy mowing his lawn with the shirt off? I...what?
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