Tom Cruise thinks he's pretty hotshit in Mission Impossible III, doesn't he? That is until he runs into someone who looks… mmm… kinda like Philip Seymour Hoffman, who lets Tom know that you never, ever fuck with fake Philip Seymour Hoffman! That is, unless you want your wife/girlfriend to get Facebooked! And maybe poked.
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