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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Tyson vs. Snoop ... WHO YA GOT?!?

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 10:00 AM

*cue the voice of Michael Buffer*

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In the red corner ... standing six feet, three and one half inches tall ... and weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds ... The Ess-En-Double-Oh-Pee Dee-Oh-Double-Geeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of blunts being smoked and the suffix "izzle" being inappropriately added to nouns, verbs and the names of major waterways*

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And in the blue corner ... standing five foot, nine and one half inches tall ... and weighing in at two hundred, twenty pounds ... "Iron" Mike Tysooooooooooon!!

*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of hysterical screaming as Broseph Stalin's ear is nom nom'd off the side of his inexplicably shiny noggin*

Lllllllllllllllet's get ready to ruuuuuuuummmmble!

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