*cue the voice of Michael Buffer*

In the red corner ... standing six feet, three and one half inches tall ... and weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds ... The Ess-En-Double-Oh-Pee Dee-Oh-Double-Geeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of blunts being smoked and the suffix "izzle" being inappropriately added to nouns, verbs and the names of major waterways*

And in the blue corner ... standing five foot, nine and one half inches tall ... and weighing in at two hundred, twenty pounds ... "Iron" Mike Tysooooooooooon!!
*Crazed applause from the crowd, sound of hysterical screaming as Broseph Stalin's ear is nom nom'd off the side of his inexplicably shiny noggin*
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