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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 9:01 AM

IRAQIS CELEBRATE U.S DEPARTURE!!! It only took six years.

MADOFF'S NEW PONZI SCHEME!!! Exposed on the Daily Show:

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JOE'S LOSS IS DICK'S GAIN!!! Reminds me of my mother in law's advice about Googling for "Dick's".

BEWARE OBAMA'S EVIL EYE!!! But not for much longer...

PORTLAND'S CREATIVE CLASS!!! Crafts the smuggest, most infuriating website I have ever seen.

FIRED REPORTER ENDS UP ON THE STREETS!!! This one really made my morning.

DID DERMATOLOGIST SIRE JACKSON'S KIDS??? Oh, Jesus.

"SCANTILY CLAD MALE DANCERS IN CARPENTER'S BELTS!!! Ohhhh, Jesus.

IT CAME FROM WASILLA!!! McCain's former staffers dish the dirt on Sarah Palin.

Good day.

 

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1
Regarding the Roseys

A rebuttal: http://www.noseyawards.com/
Posted by kiala on June 30, 2009 at 9:22 AM · Report
2
Maybe I meant "reaction" and not "rebuttal"

Maybe.
Posted by kiala on June 30, 2009 at 9:23 AM · Report
3
Cross between a rebuttal and a reaction: "butt action."
Posted by Matt Davis on June 30, 2009 at 9:34 AM · Report
4
gosh, those agency people are so...EDGY!

barf.
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on June 30, 2009 at 9:37 AM · Report
5
They should use that in presidential debates.

"And we go now to Senator Biden- your buttaction?"
Posted by kiala on June 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM · Report
6
Nothing says "great design" than a website whose content is off putting and whose actual purpose is difficult to discern.
Posted by tk. on June 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM · Report
7
Also, the gypsy in "Drag Me To Hell" had a much better evil eye.
Posted by tk. on June 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM · Report
8
Wow, the concept and execution of the Roseys website is so bad it makes me want to see Portland fail. Good thing nobody actually cares about that shit except for back-patting circle-jerking advertising industry douchebags.
Posted by john t on June 30, 2009 at 11:02 AM · Report
9
Someone should probably call child labor on them, for letting 12 year-olds write their content.
Posted by Will Radik on June 30, 2009 at 12:11 PM · Report
10
Matt,

Don't you know that every time you mention the former V.P. candidate an angel cries? Then the angel has unprotected sex and gets pregnant out of wedlock. The end. Seriously.
Posted by Around on June 30, 2009 at 3:24 PM · Report

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