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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Media Squirrel Tries to Beat Murder Rap by Hiding in Woman's Cleavage
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 2:06 PM
A woman is being questioned by the police (for a murder charge, no less), and a squirrel pops out of her cleavage. Now… this is one of those situations where there are probably hundreds of good jokes to be made, however, these newscasters are simply not up to the challenge. Nice attempt, though!
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HA HA!! HAPPY SQUIRREL!! CAUSE, ya know, BOOBS! YEAH!! I like when the other person pops in from the side.
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on June 30, 2009 at 3:47 PM
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