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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Squirrel Tries to Beat Murder Rap by Hiding in Woman's Cleavage

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 30, 2009 at 2:06 PM

A woman is being questioned by the police (for a murder charge, no less), and a squirrel pops out of her cleavage. Now… this is one of those situations where there are probably hundreds of good jokes to be made, however, these newscasters are simply not up to the challenge. Nice attempt, though!

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"BOOBS ARE FUNNIEEEZZ!!!" *drool*

Posted by kiala on June 30, 2009 at 2:25 PM | Report this comment

HA HA!! HAPPY SQUIRREL!! CAUSE, ya know, BOOBS! YEAH!! I like when the other person pops in from the side.

Posted by Will Radik on June 30, 2009 at 3:47 PM | Report this comment

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