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Thursday, July 2, 2009

A Slurpee in Review: The G.I. Joe "Liquid Ammunition" Slurpee.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 3:01 PM

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If blue raspberries actually existed, and if they could go rotten, and then if those rotten blue raspberries could be distilled into some kind of fetid, greasy syrup, then that is what "Liquid Ammunition" is like.

Also, if you touch "Liquid Ammunition" with your skin, your skin will be stained blue for several hours afterward.

Also, the phrase "Liquid Ammunition" makes me uncomfortable.

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