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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Drunk The First Helpful Info From the OLCC All Year

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 12:58 PM

The Oregon Liquor Control Commission took some moments away from its routine business of rapidly creating paperwork for its paperwork and registering bureaucrats for its Bureau of Redundancy to send out this genuinely helpful note:

"Check ahead for July 4th liquor store hours:
The Oregon Liquor Control Commission reminds customers to check holiday hours at your local liquor store. State law provides that liquor agents have the discretion to open or close on holidays and Sundays."

Thanks, OLCC!

 

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The store at 47th and Hawthorne is open till 3pm on the 4th.

You're all welcome!
Posted by Graham on July 2, 2009 at 1:51 PM · Report
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Now if Graham had read that comment, he would complain that Graham hadn't mentioned a liquor store open later and closer to some bumfuck place that Graham would likely complain about existing.
Posted by Ritchie on July 3, 2009 at 12:34 AM · Report

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