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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Welcome to ICE McDONALD THURSDAY.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 9:00 AM

I hereby declare that today—and every Thursday forthwith—shall henceforth and hitherto be known as ICE McDONALD THURSDAY.

"Ice McWho?" you ask?

"ICE McDONALD," I respond.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU.

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Yes, that is a throne of ice.

From ice.mcdonald.net:

An international award-winning magician, Kenrick "ICE" McDonald has established a stellar performance reputation with his grand illusions including doves disappearing through impossibly small objects, and the spectacular appearance out of thin air of his Mighty Macaw.

Recognized distinctly through the manly grace perfected from his years as a top fashion model, ICE mesmerizes each audience with the bright shine of his handsome smile and the intensity of his eyes.

Words cannot suffice. Behold.

It's like Matt Davis says in the video: ICE McDONALD is "powerful." Perhaps more powerful than we can comprehend....

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However. As you can see here, ICE McDONALD is not currently scheduled to perform in Portland.

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This must be changed.

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