oh my god.
SARAH PALIN PLANS TO RESIGN AS ALASKA'S GOVERNOR!
I am so glad this is not a joke.
In her final moments, she did not even use the old "spend more time with the family" excuse but opted for a dumbass basketball line: "I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory." In memory of the Best Political Career America Has Ever Seen can we take a minute to remember our favorite Palin moment? Mine was when she winked at the camera during the VP debate. Or maybe when the infamous jazz flute tape surfaced?
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