oh my god.

SARAH PALIN PLANS TO RESIGN AS ALASKA'S GOVERNOR!

I am so glad this is not a joke.

In her final moments, she did not even use the old "spend more time with the family" excuse but opted for a dumbass basketball line: "I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory." In memory of the Best Political Career America Has Ever Seen can we take a minute to remember our favorite Palin moment? Mine was when she winked at the camera during the VP debate. Or maybe when the infamous jazz flute tape surfaced?