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Friday, July 3, 2009
Drunk John Wayne Impersonator Recites "America: Why I Love Her"
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Sure, I could celebrate our country's b-day by listening to actor John Wayne's classic recitation of the poem "America: Why I Love Her"—but why the fuck would I want to do that? Especially when I can listen to a John Wayne impersonator doing his version of the poem, alongside poorly taken home photographs. Preferring the next best thing to the real thing: Now THAT'S "America," pilgrim!
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