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Monday, July 6, 2009

Puppy "He Bite Me in My Vagina."

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 3:23 PM

This one has been around for awhile, but worth trotting out for this reminder: Auditions for PIZZAZZ! (The Mercury's all-city talent show) is coming up on SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, and I know many of you are looking for the perfect act that will win you 1000 smackeroos! (Find out more, and enter here!)
See, if I were you, I would memorize and perform this lady dog owner's monologue, which I think should be called "He Bite Me in My Vagina." Like all truly great theater, this has it all: laughter, tears, and a lawyer almost getting his crotch eaten. (Her unforgettable entrance is at the one minute mark.)

 

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That dogs' owner needs to have her head examined. If the dog is a known biter (and it is apparently so) then it should be on a leash and muzzled. The dogs owner is screwed, and rightfully so.
Posted by ujfoyt on July 6, 2009 at 4:58 PM · Report
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that was the best thing I've seen all day.
Posted by librarianjess on July 6, 2009 at 7:15 PM · Report
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"...annnnnd thats my life!"
Posted by Rusty! on July 7, 2009 at 12:36 AM · Report
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This is why I intern for the Merc. Thank you, sir. : D
Posted by Will Radik on July 7, 2009 at 12:44 AM · Report

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