I swear I didn't mean to turn this image of Thurston Moore's head on the body of a generic Ibiza DJ into the monstrosity that it is. Sorry.
Since we are so devoted to the Jackpot instore beat:
While in town with the still totally relevant Sonic Youth, Thurston Moore will show-off his DJ skills at the downtown location of Jackpot Records on Tuesday July 28th, at 3 pm. Stare at the coolest dad in rock and roll—take that, Art Garfunkel—as he spins records, thus lowering their resale value.
Way to go, Thurston.
End Hits: We are quitting this blogging business and opening a new food cart named Cart Garfunkel.
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