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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

$$$ Kentucky Fried Chicken

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Corey Feldman has won the weird contest. But consider a culture that produces a eulogy like this:

 

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Come on, Matt. You're coming off as racist here. "[C]onsider a culture...." You mean, black American culture? You mean, how "they" like fried chicken? Jesus.

I mean, damn.
Posted by Steve R. on July 7, 2009 at 3:45 PM · Report
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Ummm. "That was the greatest moment of my life." Really?
Posted by MightyToyCannon on July 7, 2009 at 4:23 PM · Report
3
KFC with a side of little boy.
Posted by Mizzzzzzz on July 7, 2009 at 4:56 PM · Report
4
Steve R. is spot on. Matt, would you care to clarify which "culture" produced this eulogy, and how you reached this conclusion?
Posted by A CAT, probably on July 7, 2009 at 6:49 PM · Report
5
I'm lost. Why is this so funny to Magic Johnson?
Posted by NIG GER on July 7, 2009 at 7:54 PM · Report
6
Hi-larious! Colonel Sanders undoubtedly jizzed in his pants this afternoon.
Posted by Will Radik on July 7, 2009 at 7:57 PM · Report
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MJ Shilling for KFC is nothing new: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sOtuLYD_wA
Posted by CalcuLandsverk on July 8, 2009 at 9:59 AM · Report
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ugh. Don't read the comments on that youtube video though.. I feel like Enid from Ghost World right now :(
Posted by CalcuLandsverk on July 8, 2009 at 10:05 AM · Report

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