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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Drunk "World's Strongest Vagina," My Ass!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 8, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Wait… THIS is the woman who has recently gained internet fame for having "The World's Strongest Vagina"? My mom has a stronger vagina than that!! (I was going to supply some more examples, but on reflection, I consider it unnecessary.)
If you want to talk "muscular genitalia," I've seen THIS GUY lift cinder blocks with his pee-pee. (In a show, not my bedroom or anything.)
BOOOOO, "world's strongest vagina." BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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What in the fuck is she even doing there???Lifting a string of beads??? It's in Russian. Are you sure those weren't in her ass????
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Graham: That's not what I meant, but while we're on the subject, my ass could run circles around her vagina!
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Follow the link, she is lifting 14kg with her vagina!
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
How could you not like that? I see a business opportunity. Pole dancing for fitness is out. Vagina strengthening ftw!
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
How could you not like that? I see a business opportunity. Pole dancing for fitness is out. Vagina strengthening ftw!
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I'm more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother's vagina.
I guess that sort of familiarity would explain many of the editorial positions of The Portland Mercury.
I guess that sort of familiarity would explain many of the editorial positions of The Portland Mercury.
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"I'm more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother's vagina."
What? Were you born in a test tube? When I came out of my mother's vagina, she nearly snapped my neck in half.
What? Were you born in a test tube? When I came out of my mother's vagina, she nearly snapped my neck in half.
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I guess I should have followed the link. Meh, for all you know she's hiding some kind of hook device in her naughty place.
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