Dear titty-obsessed baby:
I hope you don't think for one second that you're going to be able to get away with this shit in five years—let alone five months. Here's some advice that your skanky/hot mom is neglecting to tell you: NO MEANS NO… OKAY?!? You are also lucky that you're too young to grow a pervstache. Actually, you're lucky in a lot of ways. I hate you, you little rapey baby. I hate you for so many reasons.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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