Former Mayor Potter speaks out in favor of the Recall Sam campaign. Look, Tom. We wanted your opinion THEN, not NOW. Back to sleepytime, grampy!

Confirmation hearings begin for Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor—let the shit-slinging begin!

The NYT documents the deliciously slow disintegration of the Sarah Palin governorship.

Obama chooses a surgeon general from… wait for it… ALABAMA. But don't worry! This one does NOT use moonshine for anesthesia.

Check out the website that recreates the Apollo 11 mission in real time. (FYI, the original mission was not faked, and 9/11 was not an inside job. Thank you.)

And finally… BREAKING NEWS! "Squirrel Gets Head Stuck in Yogurt Cup"—and Channel Four News is THERE!