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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 9:30 AM

For once Twitter didn't fail, and Dave Chappelle did indeed show up at Pioneer Courthouse Square last night, and… for the love of god, man… CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP!?!

Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor once again has to defend her remark about "a wise Latina" making better decisions than a white man—because (surprise!) a dumb white man won't let it go.

The Senate Health Committee approves legislation to provide expanding health coverage to nearly all Americans; Republicans say this runs counter to their "poor people should die" policy.

An Iranian airliner crashes, killing 168.

CODE RED! CODE RED! The color coded terror alert system instituted by the Bush administration may be done away with! (But… but… how will I know when to be unduly paranoid??)

Us Weekly discovers the 1987 footage of Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire during a Pepsi commercial shoot. Wanna see it? I wish I hadn't.

TMZ reports that the LAPD is now officially treating Michael Jackson's death as a homicide.

Thankfully, there is no further Michael Jackson news to… GAHHH! MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST ON AN AUTO BONNET! COR BLIMEY, GUVNAH!

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Hey all, today is Ducknesday. Howard would be much appreciative of some duck posts. Howard is tired of MJ news. Thank you for your time.
Posted by ujfoyt on July 15, 2009 at 9:39 AM · Report
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is that real or not cause i do not know
Posted by jovanna on August 1, 2009 at 7:48 AM · Report
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thats just freaky i would hate to live close to where he lived because i might see his ghost
Posted by shape on June 7, 2010 at 6:05 AM · Report

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