Happy birthday, "first man to walk on the moon." (IF THAT IS INDEED WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.) (I was imitating Mercury senior conspiracy theory editor Patrick Coleman.)
As Obama pushes hard for health care, the GOP pushes back… in their usual assholian manner.
Last surviving member of the Mumbai gunmen: "I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Okay, I did it."
Here's another one of those stories where I can't even bear to write the headline. Proceed at your own risk.
Unsurprisingly, Seattle's "Gum Wall" makes the list of the "world's most germiest attractions."
Paula Abdul may NOT be returning to American Idol so she can pursue other projects in which she acts batshit crazy.
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