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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

News Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 8:34 AM

"I WANT THIS DONE NOW. NOW, IF THERE ARE NO DEADLINES, NOTHING GETS DONE IN THIS TOWN!!!" That's the President on health care reform. Swoon:

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OBAMA: SAYS REFORM 'ISN'T ABOUT ME...'

PASSENGER WRESTS GUN FROM CARJACKER, SHOOTS FLEEING ROBBER!!! On Southeast 84th.

NINE WOMEN ACCUSE TRAILER PARK MANAGER OF SEXUAL ASSAULT!!! At 6415 NE Killingsworth.

MADOFF BILL WOULD CHARGE RICH INMATES $90 A DAY FOR JAIL!!! Ouch.

BABY BOOMERS MOST SELFISH GENERATION IN AMERICAN HISTORY!!! What hope for their children?

PEEPHOLE OUTRAGE!!! New York Post is outraged by these hot nude pixxx of alleged ESPN anchor.

CHRIS BROWN!!! Is sorry:


BROWN: "I AM VERY SAD AND VERY ASHAMED OF WHAT I HAVE DONE..."

BACKYARD BURIALS ARE THE NEW IN-HOME BIRTHS!!! Except, you know, they're stupid.

Good day.

 

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Why is O'Bama hanging out with Dr. Pedobear?
Posted by Graham on July 21, 2009 at 8:41 AM · Report
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Is Chris Brown the worlds most famous bus boy or something? Did he break the worlds biggest tub of crystal wine glasses? I don't get it.
Posted by Beer Batter on July 21, 2009 at 9:45 AM · Report
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What's stupid is paying someone thousands of dollars to fill you with chemicals, dig a hole, and drop your body in it. This works for some people, of course it wouldn't work in the city.
Posted by Hula on July 21, 2009 at 11:19 AM · Report
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"I WANT THIS DONE NOW. NOW, IF THERE ARE NO DEADLINES, NOTHING GETS DONE IN THIS TOWN!!!"

Spoken like a true dictator
Posted by D on July 21, 2009 at 11:27 AM · Report
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Yeah there's nothing more dictatorial than practically begging Congress to enact your health care reform, without the tiniest sniff of any actual coercion.

Watch out, Stalin!
Posted by Commenty Colin on July 21, 2009 at 12:37 PM · Report

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