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Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Video The Best 14 Minutes of Your Life
Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Jul 21, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Our mild Juggalo obsession has just reached full meltdown mode thanks to this infomercial for the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.
Clocking in at a brain-dissolving 14+ minutes, this video has it all. (And by "it all" I mean a bunch of fat kids in clown makeup, exploding graphics, and Violent J comparing this event to the Hajj. Yeah, suck it Mecca, you don't have any Faygo.) But it's not just crazy clowns, other desperate acts looking for a paycheck include GWAR, Ice Cube (nooooo!), Vanilla Ice, and Jimmie "JJ" Walker. Oh, and there will be "ninjas juggling fire."
Gathering of the Juggalos: I want to go to there.
Link: Big ups to our crazy ninja "bitchboys" at Line Out.
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