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Thursday, July 23, 2009

TV Hell's Kitchen? I've Underestimated You… AGAIN!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 3:13 PM

Time was when I was the biggest Hell's Kitchen fan, like, EVER. Nothing filled me with giddy joy like Chef Gordon Ramsay dumping a plate of undercooked risotto on an inexperienced cook's chest and screaming, "DO IT AGAIN, YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!"
But then? I don't know… for some reason Chef Ramsay and I grew apart, and the repetitiveness of the show began to grow tiresome. THAT IS, UNTIL LAST NIGHT!
In the waning moments of yesterday's two-hour season premiere episode, Long Island goombah-wannabe Joseph stepped on Chef Ramsay's last nerve and WHOA NELLIE! Is there gonna be a kitchen slap fight, or what? (Seriously, I don't know. Because they're not going to show it until next week. BASTARDS!!) Anyway, insecure male posturing doesn't get much better than this!

 

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First question, real or staged swaggerin?

Second question, who do you want to win?
Posted by spartacus on July 23, 2009 at 3:35 PM · Report
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what a jamook
Posted by Nap34 on July 23, 2009 at 3:43 PM · Report
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Without the lion roaring sounds, I'd have no idea they were angry at each other. Thanks, reality TV editing!
Posted by atomic on July 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM · Report
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Oh, yay, the 25 year old goodfella wannabe is going to get his throat kicked in by the 45 year old ex footballer.
Posted by Dave J. on July 23, 2009 at 4:14 PM · Report
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Ramsay would drop him like a ton of bricks.
Posted by jim on July 23, 2009 at 4:29 PM · Report
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Hell's Kitchen is entertaining TV, but I'd much rather watch Kitchen Nightmares (original BBC version)
Posted by Sandra10 on July 25, 2009 at 2:15 PM · Report

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