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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Today in Bizarre Sex Education Tactics

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Currently, there are two ways to keep your teen daughter from becoming pregnant: 1) Trick her into becoming a lesbian. It's really not that difficult. 2) When it's time to give her the talk about the "birds and the bees," show her this Japanese anime that precisely depicts what will happen when she experiences her first "adult kiss."

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