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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

SEX Today in Bizarre Sex Education Tactics

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 1:25 PM

Currently, there are two ways to keep your teen daughter from becoming pregnant: 1) Trick her into becoming a lesbian. It's really not that difficult. 2) When it's time to give her the talk about the "birds and the bees," show her this Japanese anime that precisely depicts what will happen when she experiences her first "adult kiss."

Tongue wraps to Buzzfeed.

 

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WHAT THE FUCK STEVE!?!?

That was wrong on several different levels. Those tongues entwining one another were not good to watch. Can we have less of that in everything everwhere from now on?
Posted by Graham on July 29, 2009 at 1:59 PM · Report
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That video was probably co-opted by the Bush Administration's crack* team of sex education experts.

*and by crack I mean they smoke it.
Posted by Will Radik on July 29, 2009 at 2:18 PM · Report
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At what point in history did the Japanese go completely fucking insane? Maybe this is best suited for Questionland.
Posted by Marq on July 29, 2009 at 2:30 PM · Report
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That made my day ;)
Posted by abcdwxyz on July 29, 2009 at 5:05 PM · Report
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Bookmarked for when I have kids.
Posted by ($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on July 29, 2009 at 6:06 PM · Report
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@Marq apparently you're not a big consumer of Japanese media. They've been insane for quite sometime. Bless their beautiful, insane little hearts. I love them.
Posted by Will Radik on July 30, 2009 at 3:55 AM · Report

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