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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Today's Burning Question Burning Up Questionland!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM

Why do the trees have little hairy toes with sex-starved lice crawling all over them?

And as a follow up question:

Can you suggest any cure for "heat dementia"?

I'm beginning to fear for the continuance of civilization. Please keep the dream alive at… QUESTIONLAND!


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