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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Tech Nerd Reenacts "Three Little Pigs" with Giant Fart Ring Machine

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Get a load of the nerd! Okay, I agree this is moderately—MODERATELY—cool… but c'mon. He either needs to find a girlfriend, or raise some money on the internet to buy one.

 

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Try it again, only this time put the bricks together with mortar like a real house would be.
Posted by Matthew D on July 30, 2009 at 4:52 PM · Report
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"Moderately" cool? C'mon, Wm. (or is it Steven?), this is WAY cool!

Anything that involves some sort of cannon and destruction that doesn't equate to loss of life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect doughnut is officially cool!
Posted by Press5forPigLatin on July 30, 2009 at 5:13 PM · Report
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Well, chappies, this item strikes a new low in humour don't you know. E'gad, is this fellow serious? This is. . . well, excellent. Hysterical. The man is a sophisticated bon vivant.

As anyone who follows British humour knows, bathroom jokes strike the typical Brit as hysterical much in the same manner a fart joke ellates the typical American six year old. Benny Hill would be thrilled and would plagarize it in a Scot's minute.

Wait until the boys at the home office in Llandred Wells, Wales, hear about this.

Warmest regards,

Murph

Baron Sir J. Murphy Witherington,
Rear Admiral, Royal Navy (ret), OBE, BfD
Commander, North American Division
The International Guild of Satirists, Humourists, Comedians & Pranksters, Ltd.
Posted by Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on July 30, 2009 at 5:25 PM · Report
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P.S. Funny
Posted by Int'l. Assoc. of Satirists on July 30, 2009 at 5:28 PM · Report
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Could it take out the Merc's office, which is none too stout?
Posted by Jim Lee on July 30, 2009 at 6:21 PM · Report
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Not by the hairs of our chinny-chin-chins.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 31, 2009 at 10:19 AM · Report
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How 'bout the hair of your butty-butt-butt?s
Posted by Durty Burty on July 31, 2009 at 1:07 PM · Report

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